#Paris

Oct 28, 20156 min read

#3 - The Clown Diaries - Autocour, Massage Parlours and Turd-Sticks.

It's Wednesday afternoon. Ryan has departed to Abs Club with the final words "Your fashion sense reminds me of Topman circa 2007". I...

Apr 1, 20153 min read

Right, let's try and get back on track….

Right people... I'm back. The laundry has been done, the coffee pot has been refilled, I've bought some chocolate and I've hoovered. So,...

Feb 2, 20154 min read

Elf's Diary Entry #26 - HOW TO BE PARISIAN

I have not written for four days. My excuse: Paris. My friend Alex and I chose to celebrate the end of dreary January with an adventure...

Jan 27, 20152 min read

Elf's Diary Entry #24 - Pre-Paris Planning

I should have probably written this blog entry about an hour ago. But I got distracted watching dance clips of Dirty Dancing on the...