NEWS | elflyons

Apr 23, 20191 min read

GIGS - APRIL/ MAY/ JUNE 2019

Good afternoon! Here is a small document with upcoming gigs on it. This list will be updated on the reg, so keep your eyes peeled for...

Apr 8, 20191 min read

New Workshop! BRIGHTON! Clown & Comedy! June!

Hello you! Groovy news! This June I will be leading a two day Clown and Comedy workshop in..... BRIGHTON! Wahoo! Dates are 8th and 9th of...

Apr 3, 20192 min read

Love Songs to Guinea Pigs - Wandsworth Arts Fringe - May 2019

Good Morning! Exciting news to say that tickets are ON SALE for Love Songs to Guinea Pigs at the Wandsworth Arts Fringe in MAY! So if you...

Mar 23, 20192 min read

New Workshop - MAY 2019 - CHARACTER & CLOWNING - Intensive 4X Week Course - Rosemary Branch The

Thrilled to say that due to the popularity of my March course at the Rosemary Branch I will now be delivering another multidisciplinary...

Mar 22, 201910 min read

Austerity Kills - Article for the REAL REVIEW 8

Hello you, In December last year I was asked to write a comical assessment of Austerity for the Real Review magazine, which can be...

Feb 27, 20194 min read

Elf News 2 - Radio bits n bobs and more.

Good morning, How are you? Well. Here is my news. One result of living in shared rented accommodation is that you are slowly reduced of...

Feb 8, 20193 min read

A very serious diary entry about Guinea Pigs

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking,...

Feb 7, 20193 min read

A note on Valentines Day

It is a week until Valentines day. That date that nobody really likes, despite how bitter it could sound to admit it. It puts couples...

Feb 5, 20192 min read

Gigs Gigs and Gigs

Hello, Wherever you are reading this, I hope you are not trapped in snow. This is one of those fun posts where I tell you where you can...

Jan 3, 20191 min read

Elf News 1 - Love Songs, ChiffChaff and more...

Hello wonders, Happy New Year! Here are a few updates about a few big gigs in the next coming months. Much love, Elf Evening Standard:...

Dec 7, 20181 min read

How To Survive Christmas In London If You Don't Drink - Londonist - December 2018

Hello elves, Wrote a comical tongue in cheek article for Londonist on my recommendations on where to go this Christmas in London if you...

Dec 5, 20181 min read

Tickets - 'Love Songs to Guinea Pigs' - Vault 2019

Good morning! Announcement to say that tickets for Love Songs to Guinea Pigs, my new comedy/play at Vault Festival 2019 are NOW ON SALE!...

Nov 27, 20182 min read

TEACHING: Comedy Intensive 4X Week Course - Unattended Items

Exciting announcement. I am now working with the team behind the super Rosemary Branch Theatre, Unattended Items, to deliver a four week,...

Nov 23, 20184 min read

The Wedding - My oldest friend, Imogen.

The Wedding She was the smart to my scruffy. Sensible to my silly. The calm to my chaotic. From the age of 3 she had a sharp...

Nov 22, 20185 min read

The Guinea Pig Diaries - 3 - Guinea Pigs & Sheep

19:00 I wrote a blog entry. It took a while and then it deleted itself.  Frustrations of the internet. So here we go. Let’s try and...

Nov 7, 20187 min read

The Guinea Pig Diaries - 2 - A melancholic meandering

Warning: this post starts off very ranty, then ends positively. But it is a babbling brook of emotions from a very angry, tired, upset...

Oct 29, 20187 min read

The Guinea Pig Diaries - 1 - The Economics of the Body

The Guinea Pig Diaries: Diary Entry from an Out-of-body comedian at home. Preface: To the three people who read this - I have not written...

Jan 9, 20182 min read

New Years Resolutions

New Years Resolutions How to be the BEST ME for 2018 - Quit the gym. - Sleep in more. - Eat when I am hungry. - Only eat food that look...

Apr 10, 20178 min read

The Life Lessons I have learned from being drunk

“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.” Tom Waits I like to drink. I never drink when I gig, but when it's my...

Mar 23, 20178 min read

The London Diaries - My Area.

When you live in a city for so long, it’s as if you sink into it, like a pound down the back of the sofa. You are just ‘there’, enmeshed....