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Feb 13, 20176 min read

Elf's TOP TIPS on how to eat food.

Hello my wonderful bio-live pots of yoghurt. So I am going to publish my own cookery book. Why? Because I know about food. I have seen...

Nov 3, 20163 min read

Top 20 Unexpected Things That Happen When You Become Polyamorous.

Polyamory has become a buzzword in recent years with more people experimenting in it and more people feeling open to converse about it...

Oct 3, 20165 min read

The London Diaries - #1 New Flat, New Projects...

Hello you! Time is of the essence! I've lost that most crucial and important of all pieces of technology... my macbook charger! *gasp*...

May 23, 20165 min read

#16 The Clown Diaries - Shakespeare & Chekhov and MRI machines.

I write this blog entry whilst happily high on codeine. (WAHOO! Codeine is great.) At the moment, outside of class, whilst sitting at...

May 8, 20166 min read

#15 The Clown Diaries - How to Stay Sane

It's Sunday. The weather is blissful. And my flat is empty. Due to a three hour cleaning session I am now removed of almost any bacteria...

Apr 28, 20165 min read

#14 - The Clown Diaries - Characters

Post-Traumatic Gaulier Disorder After spending three weeks in London over the Easter break I have concluded that coming to Gaulier is the...

Mar 24, 20164 min read

#13 - The Clown Diaries - Bouffon

My three flatmates have all gone out which means I can be sassy and naked at the computer. Coffee in one hand and a baguette in the...

Mar 8, 20167 min read

INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY

March 8th is a huge day of importance for all of us. It may not seem like it, but it is. As we use today to celebrate all the incredible...

Mar 8, 20164 min read

#12 - The Clown Diaries - Stress, Melodrama and Acrobatics.

It is half midnight. My flat is silent and there are over eight pairs of mens' underpants drying on various chairs in the living room. I...

Feb 29, 20165 min read

Elf's Top Tips! HOW TO MOVE IN WITH A BOYFRIEND

TEN TIPS TO MAKE MOVING IN WITH A BOYFRIEND AS SEAMLESS AS POSSIBLE It’s a topic I hear all the time discussed amongst my female friends:...

Feb 19, 20165 min read

#11 - The Clown Diaries - The flops, frustrations and breakthroughs of Gaulier.

Hello again! I didn't intend to take such a long time to write this blog, but a huge case of Writer's Block and January melcancholia came...

Jan 24, 20165 min read

#10 - The Clown Diaries - Second Term, First Year, Fresh Start…

You would find it hard to believe that christmas has ended here in Paris, because the french have a very ‘laissez-faire’ attitude to...

Jan 4, 20165 min read

Triumvirate

For the last few days, while I slowly navigate myself into the grooves of 2016, I have been a part of a trio. We have feasted together,...

Jan 4, 20164 min read

ROUND:UP - 2015. What a year.

So, 2015 came to a gloriously debauched end. I woke up on the 1st of January 2016 hungover, happy and grateful. I had a house party. The...

Dec 14, 20153 min read

"Living-in-London Budget Erotica for Millenials"

Good morning! Here is some more erotica to keep you moist this week! This week's erotica may ring true for any of you who live in a city,...

Dec 8, 20154 min read

#8 The Clown Diaries - My favourite things about France so far!

First thing is first, I have concussion. It means I now speak in a similar way to how Tigga would have if he had taken a huge dose of...

Dec 8, 20152 min read

London Underground Rush-Hour Erotica - Part One

As you know, I like to write erotica - about a variety of topics and themes. If you are interested in having some personalised erotica...

Dec 2, 20154 min read

#7 PART ONE - The Clown Diaries - Greek Tragedy, Harsh Criticism and Tears

Hello wonderfuls! Be warned, this is a long one! So much has happened in the last week that I have decided to split this week's blog into...

Nov 25, 20155 min read

#6 The Clown Diaries - WILD HORSES

It's Wednesday the 25th of November. And it's cold. Bloody cold. The Christmas season is almost upon us in Etampes! In other words:...

Nov 16, 20156 min read

#5 The Clown Diaries - Neutral Mask

Intro It's Monday morning on the 16th November. My room is currently being hounded by a very peristant and irritating wasp*. The plan was...