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Nov 11, 20154 min read

#4 The Clown Diaries - Nightmares

Apologies that this blog is late, Someone accidentally forgot to click 'publish post'. Anyways, this entry is one week behind. Keep your...

Oct 28, 20156 min read

#3 - The Clown Diaries - Autocour, Massage Parlours and Turd-Sticks.

It's Wednesday afternoon. Ryan has departed to Abs Club with the final words "Your fashion sense reminds me of Topman circa 2007". I...

Oct 23, 20154 min read

#2 - The Clown Diaries - Double Zero

It's Friday morning and our flat is in a state of crisis. Tom is ironing, Ryan is straightening*, Greg is upstairs practising to smoulder...

Oct 15, 20155 min read

#1 - The Clown Diaries - First Week in Etampes

Welcome to my first entry on this blog in AGES! At the time of writing this, there are six men, all of different nationalities and...

Jul 21, 20154 min read

The countdown begins…

It's Tuesday. It is warm. And I am in London. Panicking. It is now officially a fortnight until the Edinburgh Festival begins - when...

Jul 2, 20154 min read

The Elf Diaries - JUNE ROUND UP

Hello! Happy July! I hope you are all keeping hydrated and are protecting your wonderful skin in good high-factor suncream. I am...

May 28, 20152 min read

My pics from MCM London Comic-Con

Last weekend I went to the MCM London Comic Con - the UK’s ‘biggest modern pop culture event’. It was, to put it honestly, a geek fest. A...

May 25, 20155 min read

MAY 2015: Comedy Updates! - A round-up of comedy adventures and things to come...

What have I been up to? May has been a whirlwind of comedy madness and it is odd to comprehend we are entering the last week of the...

May 13, 20151 min read

PERFORMERS & CLOWNS - CALL OUT

PERFORMERS & CLOWNS - CALL OUT Inspired by the incredible performers I met at the Adelaide Fringe - who were working with clown, puppetry...

Apr 29, 20153 min read

VOTE.

WARNING: This entry is not funny. If life was a film the St Trinians girls would have by now tied-up and gagged the CEO of Protein World,...

Apr 20, 20153 min read

Why you should come to The Secret Comedians on the 29th April...

On Wednesday the 29th of April, it will be the official two year anniversary of my adventure starting The Secret Comedians at Paper Dress...

Apr 16, 20153 min read

The week thus far: A modern day coffee-drinking flâneur

It's 11:54 am on Thursday 16th 2015. I have just watched a TED talk which has made me question everything about my career thus far, and I...

Apr 12, 20156 min read

Proseco, Postcards and PopArt Toilets - This week in cool things

I never thought anything would beat going through the Blackwall Tunnel twice last Friday with Tom Deacon and Big G, but this week matched...

Apr 12, 20151 min read

#BeingBarbarella at the Etcetera Theatre, 24th April!

Cool news! #BeingBarbarella is going to be performed for one night only at the Etcetera Theatre in Camden on the 24th of April! Tickets...

Apr 4, 20153 min read

Carpe Diem - This week in music...

Via the beautiful medium that is Twitter I discovered at the beginning of the week a group of girls have formed a band inspired by my...

Apr 2, 20154 min read

I don't like my men like I like my coffee.

A month ago, whilst on the sandy beaches of Adelaide, someone asked me if I had a boyfriend. I replied ‘No, I don’t’. They replied “Oh....

Apr 1, 20153 min read

Right, let's try and get back on track….

Right people... I'm back. The laundry has been done, the coffee pot has been refilled, I've bought some chocolate and I've hoovered. So,...

Mar 18, 20157 min read

Australian Adventure - A summary and a Goodbye

First things first: WHY HAVE I BEEN SO SHIT AT WRITING? It's 7.04 am when I start writing this. I am sitting at my parent's kitchen...

Mar 6, 20154 min read

Australian Adventure #13 - GIRLS DAY

The weather has taken a turn here in Adelaide. It seems apt as the sky corresponds very well with how hungover I am... always moggy and...

Mar 5, 20151 min read

RADELAIDE Ticket Deal for #BeingBarbarella

Radelaide! Next week I'm doing 5 extra performances of ‪#‎BeingBarbarella‬ at Adelaide Fringe at The Producers in the Garden at 7.30pm...