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Mar 2, 20152 min read
An important Crowdfunder thank you!
It's midday. I am sitting at my desk in Adelaide and I'm about to start writing a huge array of postcards to people all over the world...
Mar 1, 20154 min read
Australian Adventure #12 - Tamar & the Nakedness
It is now 2:09 am on Monday. The fringe is halfway over for me, the days and nights are speeding up, the freckle count is getting higher...
Feb 27, 20153 min read
Australian Adventure #11
I've gotten terrible at writing every day. No excuses except that Coopers Ale is strong and when I'm not gigging I prefer to sit outside...
Feb 23, 20152 min read
Australian Adventure #10
This blog is a bit late in the day, the reason being that I have rarely been in my room long enough to blog. Instead I've been powering...
Feb 20, 20155 min read
Australian Adventure #9 - Disco Rickshaws, Demi & Dancing
Good morning! I have woken up immensely happy... and i've had TWO coffees. So I am on FIRE!. Also, last night I completed one of my main...
Feb 19, 20152 min read
Australian Adventure #8
Right, first thing's first, I haven't had my ritual cup of coffee yet so I am writing this with effectively the same brain power as a...
Feb 17, 20152 min read
Australian Adventure #7 - Broken Toes
I write this on codine. I am spending this afternoon in my flat getting better aquainted with my new best friends for the next few weeks:...
Feb 16, 20153 min read
Australian Adventure #6 Icecream
HEALTH Trying to cut down on the amount of alcohol I drink, and Adelaide has provided the perfect alternative to not drinking. Icecream....
Feb 15, 20153 min read
Australian Adventure #5 - The Adelaide Fringe
Half one in the afternoon. It's fourty degrees, I am hovering in the shade like a vampire. My arms are now a constellation of freckles...
Feb 13, 20152 min read
Australian Adventure #4 - Comics
It's Friday the 13th. The official day of the Fringe opening. An exciting day. A nerve wracking day. There is a parade, a launch party...
Feb 11, 20152 min read
Australian Adventure #3 - First Show - Welcome to Adelaide
I should have written last night, but no word of a lie, I sat up in bed, with my laptop, at about 9.30pm Australian time and that's all I...
Feb 10, 20155 min read
Australia Adventure - Entry #2 - Anonymous Alien in Melbourne
It's 00:18am on the 11th of Feb. I fly in 12 hours to Adelaide. My first official day in Australia was pretty overwhelming. In my 23...
Feb 9, 20152 min read
Australia Adventure! Entry #1
It's 00:31 on Tuesday 10th of Feb. I've been in Australia for 2 hours and to summarise where my head is at currently, I'm typing this in...
Feb 8, 20152 min read
Elf's Diary Entry #29 Being Barbarella
It's 00:40am, It's my last night at home before I leave for Australia. In 9 hours I'll be in the car to Heathrow with my dad, listening...
Feb 5, 20151 min read
Elf's Diary Entry #28 - Tired Giraffe
Je suis une girafe très fatigué Eh bien, le premier spectacle a incroyablement bien . Encore beaucoup de travail à faire , mais , ce est...
Feb 4, 20152 min read
Elf's Diary Entry #27 - The day before the big event...
It's the night before my first show at VAULT Festival. Stomach is bubbling with trepidation and adrenalin. The cool thing about doing a...
Feb 2, 20154 min read
Elf's Diary Entry #26 - HOW TO BE PARISIAN
I have not written for four days. My excuse: Paris. My friend Alex and I chose to celebrate the end of dreary January with an adventure...
Jan 27, 20152 min read
Elf's Diary Entry #25 - SQUATS
[*heads up - I've drunk a bottle of wine*] Today was possibly one of the best days of 2015 so far. The objective in the run up to...
Jan 27, 20152 min read
Elf's Diary Entry #24 - Pre-Paris Planning
I should have probably written this blog entry about an hour ago. But I got distracted watching dance clips of Dirty Dancing on the...
Jan 26, 20153 min read
Elf's Diary Entry #23 - Home with the parents.
I am now in bed at the Parentals. I had two gigs this evening, one in Camden, another in Kilburn. My body has decided to turn all 'Hunger...
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